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|                alive in Burbank!   it's....               |
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|             T H E   T I N Y    L O B S T E R              |
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|          The official newsletter of jbum & co             |
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|      Issue 3.                     August, 1999            |
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|          All contents copyright (c) 1999 jbum             |
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| WORKING TABLE OF CONTENTS (You're soaking in it!)         |
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| WHAT THE HELL IS A TINY LOBSTER?                          |
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| EDITOR'S INTRODUCTION                                     |
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| SPEAKING IN TONGUES                                       |
|        Markov chains from heaven.com                     |
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| HOW TO CHEAT AT SCRABBLE                                  |
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| HOW TO SPAM ALPHANUMERIC PAGERS                           |
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| THE POLYPHONIC SWEATERDRESS                               |
|        An astounding test of skill!                       |
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| FATTENING RECIPE                                          |
|        Chicken Anastasia                                  |
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| PUZZLE                                                    |
|        Bible Study Acrostic                               |
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| BACK PAGE: The Tunalu Letter                              |
|        "Re: only if you like dogs"                        |
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